［哥哥和一個老師的對話］

Teacher: I don't recognize...

［哥哥和一個老師的對話］

Teacher: I don't recognize you, who are you?!

Alex: I'm very smart and very handsome.

Teacher: I mean what your name is.

Alex: Oh, then I'm Alex..

呃⋯ˊ_>ˋ

（圖解：有人說他寫了「三、二、一」）

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